Saturday, March 19, 2011

LITIGATION LAWYER

Lawyer: before I look into your case, you have to pay me RM200 as a retainer fee.

Victim: All right here is the retainer fee.

Lawyer: Thank you, Sir. You are now legally entitled to ask 2 questions.

Victim: What? RM200 for just 2 questions? Dont you think that's a bit too high?

Lawyer: Yeap , I suppose it is. Now, what's your second question?

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